Miss Doris Kidnapping Monopolizing News
[sent 11/23; 2:22 pm] We are YeHawd – an army fighting for the common good of our people.
Yes, the ransom was $5,000,000. But Monopoly money is unacceptable! We want cash! We want portraits of your presidents!! We want greenbacks!! Bucks!! Let’s try this again! Thanksgiving Day. Brown paper bag. Loading dock of old Sony Records building.
Remember. Aspirin bottles.
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With the request of a $5,000,000 ransom authorities are now taking a closer look at last weekend’s abduction of ASCAP’s Ms. Doris.
Members of the Nashville CSI were at ASCAP earlier today looking for further evidence.
ASCAP’s Connie Bradley had been vacationing in Florida. Yesterday’s ransom note took matters to an unexpected level. Bradley could not be reached for comment but we are told she is returning to Nashville, cutting her trip short to oversee recovery efforts and possible negotiations with the kidnappers.
ASCAP lobby with crime scene tape showing where Miss Doris was abducted.
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Slow news week? 🙂
I hope she’s OK! She was always good to me…
I think it’s best to give these sicko’s what they want.
They want Cash….which one? Johnny, June, Rosanne?
and why would anyone want a portraits of George Bush
Bill Clinton, and Jimmy Carter.
I do have reclining chairs with green backs and will drop
them off on saturday if this will help in Doris’s release.
I wish they’d find that doll so we can get back to news about actual business.
Me too.